If this kind of thread already exists, I apologize.
Okay, now that we've gotten the obligatory advance apology out of the way, I am a curious primate life form. What is your earliest memory?
I suffered the curse of being born in the late 1990s, and thus my puny infant mind was too inferior to remember one little smidgeon of the 20th century. I kick myself about that to this day. No, my earliest memory takes place in freaking 2000. Thanks a lot, past self.
Anyway, my earliest memory is in New Mexico in 2000. A three-year-old me jumps off the wooden porch of our house into some snow.
(Yes, snow in New Mexico. For rizzle.)
It holds a special place in my heart because not only is it the absolute farthest back I remember of anything in the history of ever, it's my only memory of snow. That's what I get for living in Florida since 2001.
Okay, your turn.