My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.
My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.

I had a friend who once screamed out of NOWHERE: "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!" Then he made some donkey noises and then finally said he crapped inside a clock. O_O
<insert clever anecdote here>

Eh that's not really random.
There's a difference between being random and just saying dumb stuff.
Anyway, I don't keep track. My friends and my boyfriend and even one of my professors told me that I'm random as hell but unlike a lot of people, I don't try hard to be, or really try at all.

"I CAN'T FAIL MATH...I'M ASIAN"
"Let's see...breakfast...rice...lunch...rice...dinner...rice...snack...riceballs"
Both from my friend Katana
Mah friend:"I like taking pictures of old ladies."
Mesa:"No kidding. And you probably have a picture of the Queen on your cell."
Mah insane friend:"Yup. Sure do." *shows pic*
Wierdest friend EVAH!
And I'm talking 'bout the "sane" stuff here...
We all say random stuff.
But, one that I remember would be my friend yelling cockle doodle do, over the school's intercom.
Pretty jokes.
He got detention for a week I think.
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Friend: "Sometimes I wish I was black so I could grow an Afro." Then all the black people on the bus cracked up laughing.

My best friend-"Imagine Arceus diabolically chewing on an oversized squeaky Rowap Berry in the Hall of Origin" Well, that's the translation.
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Me:Sam what the hell??
weirdest time ever

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My friend: Your so predictable like, CHEESE, like not that.
My friend: "Why would you drink God?"
Me: "I don't know... To become Godly?"
Friend: "So what do you do if you want to become manly?"
Me: "Ummmm... Drink a man?"
WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?
GET UP YOU NOVICE! I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW OUT CLASSED YOU REALLY ARE!
There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.
Most of the things my friends and I say aren't exactly random, but are pretty entertaining when taken out of context. Like:
"Fine, I'll finish my food and THEN die!"
and
"I always get bridges stuck in my head."

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