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    Default What's the most random thing you're friend(s) has ever said?

    My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.

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    I had a friend who once screamed out of NOWHERE: "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!" Then he made some donkey noises and then finally said he crapped inside a clock. O_O
    <insert clever anecdote here>

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    My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.
    Eh that's not really random.
    There's a difference between being random and just saying dumb stuff.


    Anyway, I don't keep track. My friends and my boyfriend and even one of my professors told me that I'm random as hell but unlike a lot of people, I don't try hard to be, or really try at all.

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    "I CAN'T FAIL MATH...I'M ASIAN"

    "Let's see...breakfast...rice...lunch...rice...dinner...rice...snack...riceballs"

    Both from my friend Katana

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    Mah friend:"I like taking pictures of old ladies."
    Mesa:"No kidding. And you probably have a picture of the Queen on your cell."
    Mah insane friend:"Yup. Sure do." *shows pic*

    Wierdest friend EVAH!

    And I'm talking 'bout the "sane" stuff here...


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    We all say random stuff.
    But, one that I remember would be my friend yelling cockle doodle do, over the school's intercom.
    Pretty jokes.
    He got detention for a week I think.

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    Your sexy like wtf?

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    Friend: "Sometimes I wish I was black so I could grow an Afro." Then all the black people on the bus cracked up laughing.

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    My best friend-"Imagine Arceus diabolically chewing on an oversized squeaky Rowap Berry in the Hall of Origin" Well, that's the translation.

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    Friend:OMG OMG OMG!!! BYE!!!
    Me:Sam what the hell??

    weirdest time ever

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    Dunno if this counts, but this was awesome! When my friend had a sleepover at my house, we were drawing random Pokemon in an abstract, 3-year old, silly style at 2 in the morning on Pictochat. We practically lol'd all night. Posting a colored pic soon...

    EDIT: Ta-da! The idiot Slowpoke.


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    My friend: Your so predictable like, CHEESE, like not that.

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    My friend: "Why would you drink God?"

    Me: "I don't know... To become Godly?"

    Friend: "So what do you do if you want to become manly?"

    Me: "Ummmm... Drink a man?"
    A man with a plan and an aerosol can!

    I'm gonna touch... everything.

    Oh, I am so gonna be a dick.

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    Most of the things my friends and I say aren't exactly random, but are pretty entertaining when taken out of context. Like:

    "Fine, I'll finish my food and THEN die!"

    and

    "I always get bridges stuck in my head."

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    "You remind me of Peter Parker."

    ... thanks?

    Evil Figment (7:59:44 PM): Ryuu, however shakily you started, I've got to hand it to you that you earned my respect the hard way.

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