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    Default What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    I'm only posting this because my brother is interested in the response...

    Anyway, what is the funniest insult you've ever heard? This is my brothers.

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    You're not that nice!
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    Default Re: What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    Here's one:

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    This was hilarious in context.


    Everything you said in your post is fucking retarded. You're a fucking idiot.
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    Default Re: What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    I heard this from a kid at school...:
    "Yo' momma's so fat, she woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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    Oh, shut up you Pokemon!
    Realllly. The people at my school are stuck-up anti-Pokemoners. -_-
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    You're so stupid, you look like a rat!
    ...I was 5 years old, leave me alone...

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    Your mother is so fat that when she stepped on the sale, it was my PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!
    The 3rd graders at my old elementary school made that up last year -_-"
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    Default Re: What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    One of my idiotic classmates said this to one of my friends:
    Yeah, and I'm sure you like Pokémon cake! You know, cake with Pokémon on it.
    I had to bite my lip to prevent myself from laughing. Also, that was this year. O_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by M the Gate View Post
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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    You're a stupid idiot!
    Don't you think calling an idiot stupid is kind of redundant.

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    Everyone used to say this back in elementary school.
    "Yo Momma so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with a friend."
    Lol, kids back then :P

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    You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!

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    Default Re: What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    Pretty much any 'insulting' lines from Will & Grace. (This is me having had something to post, then forgetting it. I'll be back later.)
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    Default Re: What is the funniest insult you ever heard?

    My friend called me cheese head. Pathetically funny.

    "Yo mama's so old she sat next to Jesus in the second grade.". There's a good one.

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