"I FEEL ASLEEP"
~Guard in Metal Gear for the NES
Out of sight, out of mind...
Does that mean you're only sane when you look in the mirror?
"Stop talking to yourself. No, you stop talking to yourself."
"Gay people are so gay, I mean...They're total fags"
I cracked up XD
Then lectured the person on human rights.
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...And so the elegant night vanquished the morning sun...
one of mates mates yesterday (who's in uni mind you and got in the top 10% of our state in his final exams)-"i just figured out how to study" I was laughing my head off till he continued-"play really wild music and dance around whilst you study" i couldn't reply cos i was laughing so hard (thankfully over msn).
and my maths lecturer-"as we all know, you can't divide by two"
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What's the number for 911?
"Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist, I will attack you with the North."
From the Office :D
"Did a bunch of people in like the old times put salt in the ocean to make salt water?"
""Just because I can't spell 'Pies' right, doesn't mean that I suck at spelling!"
Just a couple from school. Plus a favrite from G.W.Bush:
"I believe that one day, man and fish can coexist peacefully."
"I am going to name my boobs after russian dictators."
...That totally wasn't me in a science lesson or anything. ='D
"I'm not poor! I'm just a rich person with no money! Two different things, Donna!"