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    "Today was a good week!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryuutakesh! View Post
    "If you think that gays shouldn't marry then you are unamerican. And if you do not live in america, you are inhuman"

    THAT WAS THE WORST WAY OF WORDING SOMETHING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.
    LOL. It so is.
    Anyway, one time I was playing Hey You Pikachu, and after a ton of tries of getting it to use Thundershock, I was just like, "PIKACHU FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME JUST USE THUNDERSHOCK!!!!!" and it used it.

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    My mom's tattoo artist (word for word):

    "Dude, don't drink soymilk. I read this study that showed the Japanese CIA puts growth hormones in their soymilk to make girls' boobs get really big." AND HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS. A 20-30 SOME YEAR OLD GUY.

    1.) I'm almost positive there is no "Japanese CIA". If there was, it would not be called the effing CIA, which stands for three separate English words you moron.
    2.) What kind of "study" went up and interrogated the "Japanese CIA" until they got a full confession of putting hormones in their soymilk to "make girls' boobs get really big"???
    3.) He told me not to drink soymilk because the "study". I'M A GUY. And drink non-Japanese soymilk nonetheless.

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    "PINOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIOCHIO." - a TV show I don't remember
    <insert clever anecdote here>

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    "Don't Facebook my head."

    "How are you supposed to eat that, you need 2 hands!"

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    Nobody in particular, but there are a lot of idiots on YouTube that whine about C&C Red Alert 3 being "the dumbest game ever" and "EA ruining the C&C franchise," "EA must die," there's even one guy petitioning to bring back Westwood! And you know what? They watch videos of the very game they despise so much, only to whine about it. It's ridiculous!

    Oh, and any quote of someone saying violent video games cause people to become murderers/gangsters/etc and should be b& (Peter Johnson Jr. comes to mind).

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    "To be skillful is to be willful"
    Naah, I just made that up. It's just weird.
    Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
    My broken heart is yours to keep
    So pull out the puzzle and every piece
    While I take all the gain

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    Oh god.. one of my friends' girlfriend is the daftest person in the universe;

    "I have the mental age of a six year old!"
    "Yey! I'm a paedophile! ....not in a bad way!"

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    "Don't eat the Yoplait -- the cups are for therapy."

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    "The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking that this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know that you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory.

    Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...they will remember us for this. Because, out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight...

    We. Will. Kill him."


    Sounds pretty awesome when you read it like that, but coming out of Modern Warfare 2's Captain Price...it just sounds silly. XD

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    "It's not enough to just water your hair. That's why I use Miracle Grow."
    Quote from me.
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    when the world hands you a jeffrey you must stroke the furry wall, random qoute from get him to the greek

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    "Shut up BookFace...I mean Facebook."

    "What? Do you want to go back to the future?"

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    Ooh, first one that I said.

    "Being glow-in-the-dark is more road-safe."

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    The quote in my sig is rather random, it came from Jim's twitter.
    He also said something about "releasing the Kraken" while in NYC
    Dancing like an oil fire that cannot be capped! At one point I lost my form and became a dodecahedron! - Jim Carrey

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