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    Post anything stupid that you once said or once heard someone else say. You don't need to give credit to who said it exactly, but you can! XD

    I go!:

    I once said, "IHop! Come Happy Leave Hungry" for no reason! XD

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    I said once,
    "I want to go home already! Screw school!"

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    My quote:
    I don't say this out loud, but I mutter things when I play my Pokemon video games. Like: "Screw paralysis, I have *insert priority move here*!" (based on the famous quote, "Screw the rules, I have money!"

    If the above quote doesn't count: "I like pie," even though I don't like pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Game Maker View Post
    Post anything stupid that you once said or once heard someone else say. You don't need to give credit to who said it exactly, but you can! XD

    I go!:

    I once said, "IHop! Come Happy Leave Hungry" for no reason! XD
    lol one of my friends once said "IHOP, come hungry, leave horny."
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    "I heard your mans got beef, but tell him that I'm a vegetarian and I'm not scared of him" or something like that.

    I heard a lot of people say that and I know it's from some dumb song, but I just don't get it.

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    Mine:

    "Yeah, so maybe you should give me and everyone else on this forum 50 infraction points"

    "If you think that gays shouldn't marry then you are unamerican. And if you do not live in america, you are inhuman"

    THAT WAS THE WORST WAY OF WORDING SOMETHING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. I DID NOT MEAN IT THE WAY IT COMES ACROSS

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    I've heard "Stick to him like a potato!" and "Why do i have to say it 50,000 times!"

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    "He's not African, he's Egyptian." -someone on Youtube
    "Grayish purple is my favorite color of the alphabet." - me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myself View Post
    What is a vampire? A miserable little pile of sparkles.
    If I'm not mistaken, someone sig'd this.

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    My friend once said to me, "Scott, if you ever go to fuck a watermelon, I want you to break through the skin with nothing but your penis." - she was 100% serious too!

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    One of my friends has a terrible timing for "that's what she said" jokes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jka12002 View Post
    Some idiot on Youtube : "Wait a minute, Sega made a console?"
    all people on youtube are idiots.

    Case in point: A GCPM11 video that is listed as fake video game footage in the title is repeatedly asked, "Whoa, what do you have to do to get this?" or "Is this fake?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mijzelffan View Post
    One of my friends has a terrible timing for "that's what she said" jokes.
    That's what she said.



    "Who are Yaoi and Yuri?"
    "Sketchers. Eat fresh."

    "If you stand next to a pregnant woman while you have an open wound, you'll get pregnant."
    "What if you're a guy?"
    "PREGNANT."

    That last exchange there came from high school freshmen, mind you.
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    One of my friend's dated a guy who said, "Pluto's not a planet anymore? What happened? Was it blown up?"

    Needless to say, that relationship did not last long.

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    Default Re: Stupid Quotes You've Said of Heard

    I've got a classmate that shouts "OR NOT" randomly during classes. Like:
    "Plato was Socrates' student"
    "OR NOT"

    "Laos is a country in Asia"
    "OR NOT"


    And, during this Eater's celebration, a priest came to my school (a catholic school, BTW) to talk about its importance. During his speech, he said: "when reading the Bible, read Genesis, and go straight to the New Testament. Forget the rest of the Old one."
    Wait, what?

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