You don't really need condoms for that. You can have unsafe sex without impregnating. :P
Then you're not really concerned about possible kids. :P
roflYo, we should totally adopt a child. We's make awesome parents.
I feel left out ;-;
That's how I roll. Making sense is overrated.
My dad is threatening to kill our cat. ._.
Since it's a cat, I don't give a shit. :P Hehe.
Tell him 3 guys will punch his face if he gets close to your PC's screen.