I once said a pun to ask out a girl before. It worked!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Having left my banking job, I got employed as a baker, I kneaded the dough. My dad died not so long after my new job, the local newspaper read "Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.". My dad would always say to me that broken pencils were pointless, and I remember him reading a book about anti-gravity. He just couldn't put it down. My dad would often joke about German sausage. They were the wurst.
all i want for christmas is a box full of string.
french kiss for that!
Oh no it's the bad pun coon!
I went to the Grand Canyon for vacation this spring.
I'm done. I'm so totally done with this.
Wow I have missed so much. Side effects of playing Oracle of Seasons.
Y > X