I'm betting that Fab is actually a police officer posing as a Scottish Pokemon fan so that he can get in with the crowd and find out which forums users are doing illegal things so he can report them to the FBI. :(
I live in an area where there isnt a lot of crime( though there is in the city) so a lot of police hang out catching speeders and such. Im sure some stuff happens, but I rarely hear of much.
Unless you live in a bad city or bad part of a town, that's how it normally goes. Police officers actually have really boring jobs a lot of the time. People hate them for things like parking tickets, but do you honestly think they like walking around for hours writing tickets and getting yelled at by angry people in the ghetto?
I think it probably sucks to just hang out and give tickets to people and things like that. Then again, I dunno that catching dangerous murderers would really be exciting either, considering that they are well, dangerous.
And you might pick up those annoying, shouldn't legally be allowed to do things in police investigations, but still gets away with it type of people like on TV.
This is why we need anarchy.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
Nah, chaos isn't fair. People will always be in different positions at the start, not much of a level playing field.
That was from Batman. :(