Ever heard of this site: Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing
It's where a woman riffs on people who give shittacular names to their offspring.
So share your stories and sightings of baby names gone horribly, horribly wrong.
I will start:
Is my commentary.
There is an Olympic level equestrian named Rebel Morrow. Note I said equestrian, Rebel is not her horse's name. I wonder if her parents wanted a horse instead.
Missing girl Found. The girl's name is Makybe, after a three time Melbourne Cup winning racehorse Makybe Diva. Her father is a former jockey. I wonder if she'll live up to her namesake by becoming a track and field star? Bets on what her siblings will be called? Phar Lap? Seabiscuit? Dan Patch? Secretariat? Giacomo?
Horrible Sibling Sets: Lennon Beatle, Zuzu, Gypsy Blue. The sad part is that I first learned about them from my school directory. People, the correct order is name the baby THEN get high, not the other way around. Not to mention Gypsy Blue sounds like a racehorse's name. Did I mention Gypsy Blue is a runner? *Facepalm*
Lawyer named Tennessee Wilson Walker At least he's not an equestrian. Can you imagine the teasing he'd get for having the name of a breed of horse? Bet that he's got a sibling named Morgan?
Kid named Applejack D. Williams died imitating pro wrestling. I will assume that he's named after the alcoholic liquor and NOT the MLP: FiM character. Either way, "Applejack" is a shitty name.