Gary: I found a fossil! I found a fossil!
Prof:Let me examine that fossil .... you just found fossilized Pokemon manure!
Old Lady: "And the reason we call this the Sunflora Lodge is - oh well. That's a very long and complicated story and I'm sure you young people wouldn't be interested in listening to an old lady reminisce. Of course, it is rather interesting, and I could tell you if you insist."
Ash (thinking): We're stuck now. She's getting ready to tell her whole life story.
Misty: We'll be here forever...
Brock: I wonder if she has any string cheese?
James: Jessie, she's (Gardenia) not bumming me at all
James: Don't I make an awsome girl
Jessie *hits him*: Stop being an ignoramus!
Brock freaks out because there is a pretty lady
Fantina:Ooo SUCH A BEEAST!
James: I am the flame that burns brightest!
Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed!
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!
Misty: From now on, you're not driving until you're eighteen!
Brock: I'll turn my frying pan...into a drying pan!