If there was an episode where you were in and were a CotD, what would you do?

I would steal Kibago, just for giggles...

I would probably battle Ash, Iris, and Cilan together in a Triple Battle format (I use all 6, they use two each). Their differing personalities would cause a fairly quick loss for them, I help them work as a better team, we battle again and this time they would work together and win.

I'd teach Cilan how to be a "Disco Connoisseur" but my super powerful physic mind would probably break down the forth wall into other Video Games and Iris would probably end up getting kidnapped by an Enderman.