Pikachu: Ketchup is......dead? ;_____________; *breaks down and bawls*
Is that real? Looks fake to me...
- Satoshi/Ash Ketchum: 801 episodes
- Team Rocket: 736 episodes
- Takeshi/Brock: 633 episodes
- Kasumi/Misty: 282 episodes
- Hikari/Dawn: 201 episodes
- Haruka/May: 197 episodes
- Masato/Max: 192 episodes
- Iris: 141 episodes
- Dent/Cilan: 138 episodes
- Kenji/Tracey: 44 episodes
Paul: "Ooooh. I can feel the hair on my chest growing already."
You'll be in my heart. Oh, you'll be in my heart.
Pikachu: I'm evolved to chew this way. And I get a nice massage.
I claimed Leavanny!
I claimed Albert Wesker!
I claimed Ghirahim!
Pikacuh: Oh yeah. Shaking them cheeks like I do to Ash's boobs.
Pikacuh: I don't care if I'm chubby, as long as my cheeks are so SQUISHEH! :D
My White 2 Team
...And by massaging your face like this for 30 minutes a day, you're guaranteed to keep yourself looking up to 10 years younger.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Take this! And that! And this! And that!
Thank you sir may I have another?
Oshawott experiences his first boner at a strip club he went into by mistake.
PIKACHU 1: AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME
I'm cute and cuddly!