Alder: And this was the nail
Iris: Gross that thing was up your ass?
Alder: Yup and the moral of the story is don't piss off nurse Joy.
Pokemon White friend code: 2580 2687 4340. Credit goes to Aori for the Avatar and Soulweaver for the sig.
- Satoshi/Ash Ketchum: 765 episodes
- Team Rocket: 706 episodes
- Takeshi/Brock: 630 episodes
- Kasumi/Misty: 280 episodes
- Hikari/Dawn: 201 episodes
- Haruka/May: 197 episodes
- Masato/Max: 192 episodes
- Iris: 108 episodes
- Dent/Cilan: 104 episodes
- Kenji/Tracey: 43 episodes
Iris: Take my hand if you want to live.
Bouffalant; God dammit Alder! Let me do the battling, I mean, you called me out for a reason right?
TFSpock: Don't do drugs, kids.
FCs- HG: 4426 5257 0152 Pt: 0131 7157 4821 W: 3095 6620 2000 W2: 1851 0568 6600
Alder: Hey kids. Do you see this nail? If I hadn't picked it up it could have set of a chain reaction that probably would have killed us all. I interfered with Death's plan. I'm awesome.
(Offscreen) Bouffalant: You watch way too much Final Destination.
I claimed Leavanny!
I claimed Albert Wesker!
I claimed Ghirahim!
Jenny: I know I'm gonna regret this, but why are you on a motorbike?
Alder: Because in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes.
Jenny: That is the dumbest thing to ever come out of your mouth. *scoffs* Card games on motorbikes.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.