Ash (in the center): You're telling me that I will never see manly Clemont ever again?
Clemont: You really think I'm manly?
Serena: What did I ever see in this Ash? The Ash with the Pikachu
is legit product, fosho.
Bonnie: Don't worry, Ash darling. You'll see him again on laundry day.
Shauna: *falls down* Oh! Isn't that the hat that identifies you as the player and not the NPC? Can I wear it please?
Serena: I can't let you put on my hat. If you do, I'll want to become a serious trainer and I'll no longer want to hang out with my main squeeze, Ash.
Trevor: Ermahgawd! This is the limited edition legit original Pikachu
! I must have you in my collection.
Pikachu *thinks*: 'Oh noes. Another collector. Come any closer to me, bub and I'll release the elusive Bonnie on you!'