This Mega Blastoise is nicknamed "Zexy". Fact.
Pignite : STOP STEALING MY FOOD OR YOU WILL DEVELOPE POKEMON DIABETES!!
Oshawott : MMMNMFFF!!
Pansage: PFFF....must not laugh or will choke...pffffff
Emolga: And the fandom tries to talk about me and apples.
Excadrill: Hahaha!!! You are so funny Emolga!!
Alexa: Who wants to hear me sing Justin Beiber's song Baby?
Ash : Yay....great.
Pikachu: I wish I left with Oak...
Gogoat: Im gonna ram her into the ocean...you all say it was an accident.
Clair: Im down with that.
Helioptile: I hate my life...
Alexa: Too bad! Here I GO!! Ahem...Baby baby baby oooohh...like baby baby baby NO like--RAM SPLASH!!
Iris:Lets use the F.E.A.R method!!!
Ash: What's THAT?!!
Cilan: Believe its Fuck Everything And RUN!!!!
Iris: WAIT ASH!! MY AXEW!!
Cilan: SCREW ASH AND YOUR AXEW!!! I WANNA LIVE!
Scolipede: Where are you going friends?!!! I just wanna MEGAHORN YOU TO DEATH!!!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Being a fan means being unashamed of what you like, no matter what anyone else says