SCENE 1: GOING TO THE VERY DARK CAVES
Colress: God Ted, I'm so excited! We're going to the mainland!
Brad: Dougal, I can never take you anywhere. When we went to Funland, you rode an 80-year-old man like a horse for an hour.
Angie: I'm just sad I didn't bring any tea.
SCENE 2: IN THE VERY DARK CAVES
Tour Guide: ...So this cave was formed 50 million years ago...
Colress: How come all the rocks are different sizes?
Tour Guide: They generally are...but at that time, this whole area would have been submerged...
Colress: How did everyone breathe?
Brad: Breathing apparatus, Dougal.
Colress: Wow! I'm learning all sorts of stuff here!
SCENE 3: OUTSIDE THE CAVES
Brad: OH NO!!!
Ghetsis: DRINK!!! DRINK!!!
Brad: We don't have drink!
Ghetsis: WHAT??!! NO DRINK???!!!
Brad: Quick Mrs Doyle! Grab him! Dougal, help us!
Colress: No. This is funny.
Ghetsis: FECK OFF!!! ARSE!!! DRINK!!!