You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Assistant: Just give 'em the fish and let's roll!
Good lord they be fat.
Somehow, Team Rocket have managed to find themselves trapped in a Peanuts cartoon.
Suddenly, a noise caught the twerps' attention. They saw a fin erupt from the ground as it sped towards them. Eventually it proceeded to come out, to reveal, much to the twerps' horror...
A fat little baby land shark!
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Jenny: I let you travel off on your own at 10 years old without batting an eye, I let you cram monsters into tiny balls, but I WILL NOT LET YOU RIDE A BICYCLE INDOORS!
Hydreigon: Guess who?
Somehow, Cedric Juniper, his assistants and Ash & Co. have managed to sneak into the TV Tokyo archives...only to find Electric Soldier Porygon on the monitor.
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Time is running out...
THE TIME OF THE DOCTOR
Well Jupiter, looks like you're screwed.
N's stripper show...
We can shoot you with our mere hands, because we are Chuck Norris (or Maximillion Pegasus...)
Looks like Jesse is a JB fan... alright.
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