Last edited by Contrary; 14th March 2013 at 05:20 PM. Reason: spoiler tags
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X/3DS FC: 1289 8751 6620 In-game name: Karen
Claims: Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil
Claims (other): Luke Triton (Professor Layton), Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Friend Safari: Poison (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Colress: I'm going with Rock. I hope Angie doesn't go Paper...
N: A plane full of fangirls has a "crash" on me!
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 fangirls like this pic.
300 posts, yay!
This Mega Blastoise is nicknamed "Zexy". Fact.
Ghetis: Stand up, son. You're fallin' all over yourself. There's no oil five-hundred miles o' here! Geology, the ground's all wrong! Even if there was oil, you'd need a drill not a tire pump! Boy, You are as Sharp as a Bowling Ball and Punchy as a Drill Press.
N: Whats that mean daddy?
Ghetis: thats a joke son
N: lets play ball
GHetis: you're built too low ... the fast ones keep goin' over your head, You have a hole in your glove, keep pitchin them and you keep missin them, You need to keep you eye on the ball. Eye. ball. eyeball. Almost had a gag son, Joke that is
I'll caption another of Don's.