You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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Cilan begins to channel Freddie Mercury.
Many thanks to the Pokecharms website for helping me create the trainer card.
Game Name: RIKUYA
Pokemon Black FC: 3997-6163-9802.
X/3DS FC: 1289 8751 6620 In-game name: Karen
Claims: Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil
Claims (other): Luke Triton (Professor Layton), Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Friend Safari: Poison (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
Charizard gives a visual aid to show our audience what watching Best wishes season one and two and how an X and Y Anime series of pokemon will be like
Ash: this isnt your average fight we got here
Iris: Nope! Its a Ford vs Chevy type of fight!!!!
Charizard: My god! this show really stinks! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF? These writers are ruining us and need to be fired. Especially my battle scene in this episode. im going to show the Idiot who stopped me with my epic power.
Dragonite: Someone who finally understands my pain and suffering
Pikachu: i wonder why charizard was learning to how defend him self from angry fan girls
Ash: i feel someone is going to get a flamethrower to the face that aint me...
Cilan:Will we have to rename the rest of the story arc if charizard gets revenge??
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Cilan:It is obvious that Charizard makes its Trainer, Ash, the perfect Dragon Connoiseur!
Iris: Come on, Cilan, it isn't even a dragon...
Dragonite: The Orange League... The Blackthorn Valley... For all those losses you gave to my kind, you should pay, Charizard!
Charizard: YOU are no longer this show's powerhouse, Draggy! Get along with it!
Pikachu: But come on, guys, you are happy dancing together at the Episode N ending!
Charizard: Come on! Is THIS tired thing that can't open its own eyes the new powerhouse?
This Mega Blastoise is nicknamed "Zexy". Fact.