You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
X/3DS FC: 1289 8751 6620 In-game name: Karen
Claims: Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil
Claims (other): Luke Triton (Professor Layton), Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Friend Safari: Poison (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
Cilan: Got it! It's Froakie!
Cilan gets one point.
Writers: Congratulations! You are the 999.999th Watchoh appearing in the series. You are getting a ticket for the Junior Cup's sidelines as a gift...
So, after the two Ghost Pokemon kissed, they cursed each other to never kiss anyone else for all eternity. They lilve happily ever after.
Last edited by Mega Bluestoise; 22nd February 2013 at 11:30 AM.
Seviper: LIKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER MET ME!!!!!!!!!DO YOU WISH YOU NEVER MET ME!!!!!????
Cilan: I'm also a massage therapist connoisseur...
Iris: Oh wow, Cilan that's very nice...
Ash: Uh... right okay...um I'm gonna go find another region to explore, obtain all of the gym badges and lose the Pokemon League for the 6th time since the writers always have that set as my plot for each season.
Braviary: B**ch I will PECK YOU!!!!!!
Last edited by Dark Hurricane; 22nd February 2013 at 10:17 PM.
Black 2 FC: 1550-8618-8256 - I know this game is old but I still got it.
Y FC: 2552-2097-7634
Friend Safari: Psychic....*sigh*
Never done this before, but here we go. I used a screenshot Don posted.
Dragonite: You mean that wasn't lemon-flavored cotton candy!?!