
*awkward silence*
Bianca: So...uuuh now that the league is over, can I treat you to some ice cream?
Virgil (sweating): Uh, no thanks, I'm lactose intolerant.
Eevee: No he's not.
(Virgil covers Eevee's mouth)
Bianca: Did you say something? I didn't quite catch that. Sorry.
Virgil: It's nothing.
Eevee: What he was trying to say is that he really likes you.
Bianca (blushing happily): Really?!
Virgil: Shut up!
Eevee: He just doesn't wan't to admit it because he is too insecure to accept the fact that he was beaten by you, a girl.
Bianca (sternly): Excuse me?
Eevee: Hey, he said it. I was just quoting him word by word.
Virgil: WHY YOU LITTLE-!! (chokes Eevee)
Eevee: GACK-GACK!!! HA-HA-HA!!! GACK! Choke on it! GACK!
PETA Officer Ian Hecox: STOP RIGHT THERE, ANIMAL ABUSER!!!!!!
Virgil: NO-NO-NO! It's not like that!! I just wanted my Eevee to be quiet!
Ian: GAAAAAAH!!! (shoots rapidly at Virgil, killing him in process) That'll teach you not to harm little foxes.
Bianca:You know, you could have just arrested and put him on trial.
Ian:...........................................................................................BULLS **T!!!!!!!!! (shoots Bianca, killing her also)
Bookmarks