You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Garbodor: This is how we pee.
Why are you looking here? There is nothing here.
Originally Posted by Linkara
Last edited by Berrenta; 5th December 2012 at 02:33 PM.
And now, captions for pics that are more recent...