Trip: Face it, Emboar
. You're never gonna win, with that stupid klutz telling you what to do.
(over the top dramatic orchestral music plays in the background)
Emboar: She may be a klutz, but she's my special klutz! The klutz that I care for as a best friend!
Bianca: Emboar, that was so beautiful! *sobs uncontrollably; hugs Emboar*
Emboar: Hey hey, lay off the waterworks. Let us save it after we win.
Bianca: I know, but still, you're my best friend too. We are going to win no matter what!
Emboar: What is your move...friend? *smiles*
Bianca: Emboar...BLAST BURN THAT SOB!!!! Serperior
: Oh crap.
Corrupt CEO of the Pokemon Anime:...What the hell is this?
Creative/Talented Writer: I wanted to add some character development to give the show some depth and drama.
CEO: I am not paying you pot money to write this piece of crap!
Reasonable Executive: But sir, didn't you see the ratings for this episode? This is rated higher than every pokemon episode! 2.5 million watchers (demographic 6-12) tuned in this morning and when the episode re-ran, it increased to 100.777 million watchers of ALL demographics.
CEO: BULLCRAP! We are here to advertise, not write a story! If you want to write a story, then publish a novel or something! Leave the advertising to the professionals!
Executive: Think about it, sir. If we keep up this advertising shenanigans, we might lose money as well as our jobs.
CEO: That's it! YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!!
Writer: And so are you. (Writer and Executive get out shotguns)