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You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Larry: Long ago sages used the power of pyramid to win wars and throw awesome keggers...but then a bunch of nerds tried to steal the power to do math problems.
Nerd 1: lets get the pyramid but first lets measure the angles of it and protractors haven't been invented yet so it will be cool
Nerd 2: No let's use it and go and go in to the future to prevent the Starwars prequel *snort*
Cilan: Larry you're a Pokemon character you have no authority to make fun of nerds and as math Sommelier I'm pissed off
Larry: NERD *pow* OW WTF dude
Nyanners is love. Nyanners is life.
Ash: Bulbapedia has a gangnam style skin?
Last edited by Hidden Mew; 27th November 2012 at 12:39 AM.