Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

GIVE ME YOUR SOUL....!

Iris : Come on Dragonite , Listen to me !
Dragonite: No , Not until you give me a Kiss!!!

Ash : Back off you overgrown reptile! That's my Girl!!!

Iris: "Finally! See Kibago, she's no longer a threat to us!"

Kibago: "B-but you killed her!"

Iris: "I did what I had to do, Kibago. I did it for us!"

Kibago: "But we could talk to writers about-"

Iris: "As I said, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO!"

Kibago: "But, what about her Pochama?"

Iris: "Don't mind him. A friend of mine is gonna take care of him..."

Pikachu: "There can be only one..."

Cilan: Luke, make sure to buy Pokémon Black 2 Verison and White 2 Version!
Luke: Cilan, why are you a-



Cilan: BUY THEM. NOW.

Serperior does his Kaa impression.

OR:

Who is Nag?

I AM NAG...

Trip: Hey, you. Yeah, you in the back, sitting in the chair and looking at the screen. I know you're staring at them with something in your mind. Don't even think about it since it's never going to happen. The show's for kids.

Alder: Congratulations Ash, You have won the Pokémon World Tournament Junior Cup!
Ash: You're welcome, it was actually very easy. The rivals were all mentally retarded.
Trip: (to himself) The one who is being congratulated should be me....
Alder: As a prize, you've won a ridiculously expensive and modern digital camera
Ash: Oh that's great, I will keep it in my bag which will have a better use: be dead weight.
Trip: (miserable) That camera should be mine...
Alder: Keep it up, someday you will be champion of the <insert name of a non-existent region> League. Unlike other kid whose name I will not say, but it rhymes with Trip .... oh crap...
Ash: ehhh Would you stop touching my shoulder, please?
Alder: just 5 minutes ...
Trip: THAT SHOULD BE MY SHOULDER!!!!

Dawn:You know it's forbidden to play on the blue slide! ... That's minus 40 points from Gryffindor!!
Mijumaru: Why is she so grumpy today?
Piplup: Nah, she probably lost a beauty salon coupon. And wow! she needs it urgently!
Dawn: MINUS 150 POINTS FOR THAT!!!!

Ash: Let's swear never to talk about this in the future.

*Brock and Misty walks in*



*slowly backs out*

Ash: *to Trip in a taunting voice* Oh look at me! I'm getting praised by your idol! *smirks*
Oshawott (off screen): Oh don't. Piplup was bad enough...

Pikachu: Is this necessary?
Ash: I dunno. Hopefully no one sees us. Someone else won't care in the future, though.

-years later-

Dawn: It's cold....
Ash: How the heck does she not care about the snow?! She's wearing a skirt, yet I got colder than her? Wow, I really am idiotic for that.

Alder: Oh, hey, look Ash; Thing T. Thing has taken a real liking to you.
Ash: Thing T. Thing?
Alder: He's a new Pokemon I discovered in a creepy and kooky mansion.

Serperior: TRIPYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!
Trip: AAAAAHHHHH!
Serperior: Relax, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Trip: Serperior, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running towards me screaming and brandishing your sharp tail.
Serperior: Why?...[looks at his tail] Oh, right. The *Ash Ketchum* thing. I'm sorry, master.
[Seconds later]
Serperior: TRIPYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!!
Trip: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Serperior: Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?

Cilan: Remember kids: don't litter, throw away your trash... or the Garbage Monster will getcha!

*insert Jaws theme here*

Trip: Must make plan to become main character...