You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Man: this coffee machine isn't working. how can i serve my Eggs, Bacon, and grits without coffee?
Originally Posted by French Narrator
i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi
"Bumblebee reporting for duty..."
Date Started: 15JE2012 Date Resumed: 19JA2013 Eggs Hatched: 900
Claimed: Golett ~ Iron Fist ~ Shadow Punch ~ Big Pearl ~ Light Clay.
Automatons Rescued: Shiny--341, Dream Worlders--20
caitlyn: yes i had to save my husband from his Escalade when he crashed through a fire hydrant and a tree.
Reporter: so Elin...I mean Caityln, how did you free him?
Caytlin: i took one of his golf clubs and smashed out the windows on the SUV.
Reporter:Strange that he was scratched up on his face and the passenger side of his Cadillac was damaged.
Caitlyn:thats what happens when you cheat on a girl like me