Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

Oh, look! Alder is trying to hit on Cynthia! No wonder - she's a beautiful champion!






Oh, look! Cilan and Cabernet just had a love quarrel!






...and I'm stuck with Ash who doesn't even know what a girlfriend is.

Alder; Say Cynthia, your Garchomp is looking pretty great, it's obvious you trained it well..
Cynthia; Thanks, and your Bouffalant is amazingly strong, just like you...
Alder; Aw, there's no need to say that. A beautiful princess like you can't possibly hook up with an old timer..



Dawn; That's not even part of the script....
Piplup; Just go with it...

Georgia: You're gonna beat me with a Dragonite that won't even listen to you?! What kind of bull**** is THAT?!

Iris: Dragonite?...Dragonite! Are you listening?
Dragonite: Shh! Do you hear that?...That is the sound of me not giving a s***.

Burgundy: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET A FEEBAS BEFORE ME?! IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FIND ONE!
Dawn: It's simple, really. It's luck.
Burgundy: Writers, stop treating me like a CoTD!

Georgia: Iris, I'm tired of your Emolga stealing the apples of the other pokemon. if you don't train it not to steal soon, i will have no choice to send out my Beartic to break it of the habit of stealing apples!

Announcer: Today on Pokemon: Charizard 2.0.

Originally Posted by Force Fire

Alder; Say Cynthia, your Garchomp is looking pretty great, it's obvious you trained it well..
Cynthia; Thanks, and your Bouffalant is amazingly strong, just like you...
Alder; Aw, there's no need to say that. A beautiful princess like you can't possibly hook up with an old timer..

Ash: WHAT?! WHERE'S THE RIVALRY?! CHAMPION VS CHAMPION?!! I DEMAND A BATTLE!!! >:(

CHAMPION IRIS wants to battle!

Ash and Pikachu's audition for playing Rin and Yukio Okumura didnt go over too well with the writers...

Georgia: YOU EEDIOT!!!!
Iris: Ren. I mean Georgia! you are not happy anymore

Dragonite: No i will not battle until i get my Cadillac, my three month union vacation and a cookie my contract promiced me!

Georgia: Yugi, you little [BLEEP]! You son of a [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP]! I'm going to tear off your [BLEEP] and shove them up your [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] and then [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] on your [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] with [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] in the [BLEEP][BLEEP] and [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] your [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] so then you'll have to [BLEEP] sideways, [BLEEP]!

Iris: Alright, Dragonite. Let's take down that Dragonite!
Dragonite: Wouldn't it make sense for a trainer to not send out a pokemon that has its own type weakness to battle?
Iris: Lighten up, will ya? Disadvantage or not, we'll make it through!
Dragonite: You're an idiot.
Iris: Hey, f**k you! I'm just trying to help you out!
Dragonite: Yeah, well, I didn't ask. So...
Iris: Then do it yourself then...and don't ask me for any help next time you need someone to boost confidence for ya!
Dragonite: Yeah well, uh-huh, um-hm.
Iris: And you know what? I hope that Dragonite kicks your ass!
Dragonite: Maybe if you knew how to train a pokemon to use its brain, we'd had a chance.
Iris:...What'd you say?
Dragonite: Simple brains, Iris?
Iris: You are never gonna let me live that down, are ya?
Dragonite: Hey, let's train pokemon to be stupid like real pokemon were. I'm Iris, and I train pokemon to be stupid!
Iris: Why you mother...C'mere!
(Dragonite posts Iris' face as she throws her fists around)
Dragonite: Stop. (shoves Iris to the ground)
Iris: Ow. My gluteus maximus.
Opponent's Dragonite: Are we...Are going to battle or what?
Dragonite: I told you this was a bad idea.
(Iris flips the bird)

Iris; You're not going to battle are you? You're just gonna ignore my every command right? sheesh, you're such a kid! No wonder you got beaten by a Hydreigon, you're just a big show off who thinks he's better than everyone else, just like Ash. I should've just let Officer Jenny arrest you, that way, you wouldn't have to be traveling with me and I can focus on training Axew so he can evolve into a Haxorus. Are you listening? You're ignoring me now huh? Well guess what, you suck, Garchomp is way better than you, I bet you Cynthia's Garchomp can destroy you with one Dragon Claw, it's that powerful. Godammit listen to me, does it look like I'm talking to myself? Why do you have to be such a pain, I hate you, I hate your mother, your father, your grandmother, your uncle, your girlfriend.......
Dragonite; One day, she'll learn to shut up...
Iris; .... your teacher, your lawyer, your president, your dog, your mouse, your trainer, your....
Dragonite; One day...

Dragonite: I refuse to fight that Dragonite!
Iris: C'mon, we're about to beat Palmer! It took me a long time for this!
Dragonite: No thank you. Listen, sending out a dragon-type, against a dragon-type is just stupid beyond belief. Excadrill was a better choice. Not me. Excadrill. Where did you learn your type-matchups, Iris? Ash? Some homeless guy? This is stupid beyond belief.
Iris: But we beat that Beartic and Mamoswine!
Dragonite: I don't give any fucks. For Beartic, Excadrill was a better choice, and same for Mamoswine. I maybe have a Fire-type move, but I do not give any fucks. I forfeit against Palmer's Dragonite. Palmer wins, Iris loses.
Iris: But-
Dragonite: EXCUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! I do not, and ever will, give any fucks. Screw you. (flips bird)

Iris:"Aright, you really gotta start listening to me, big boy!"
Dragonite:"Nope, not gonna happen. Not till I get my own dressing room, a fluffer, a collection of fine foreign wines, and a chance to be a judge on American Idol. I don't wanna actually do the last thing, mind you, just for the offer to be made."
Iris:"That's completely unreasonable!....and what's a fluffer?"
Dragonite:*grins*"Oh, she'll be WHATEVER I want her to be, WHEN I want her to be...."
Iris:"....gross."