Iris: runaway prius heading strait for me!!!!!
axew: it looks like a giant wooden rabbit to me
Iris: it is a Prius now RETREAT!!!!!!
Cilan: so the chevy volt WASNT obamas idea and it is good car?
Dawn: yep so when are you going to stop watching Faux news?
Cilan: you mean my friends who always disort the truth and hate teleprompters? naw i cant do that!
Meanwhile in Akron, Ohio....
Axew: look at this cool drag slick tire i found for a swing back home and i doubled my salary! Looks like its going to be a "goodyear" for me
Iris: ay carumba...
Axew: what? the tire says goodyear on it
Iris: man that joke was corny
Togekiss: did some one call me? i am the goodyear blimp after all.
Who is this git?
Beartic: ive been thinking and decide we need apple flavored Cocacola
Iris: youve got to be kidding me...
Cilan: *bad brittish accent* Ah Chereo dawn and iris. How bout we go motoring in my Ford model A?
Iris: NO! not after you got wacked in the head with the starter
Dawn: not after he tried to fill up the gas tank with emolga after he got wacked. i cant get that smell of cooked fur out of my head....
Beartic:Rawr this is a no pepsi zone!!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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