Dawn's eyes have an out-of-body experience.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
This is Meloetta, bringing you today's weather.
Many thanks to the Pokecharms website for helping me create the trainer card.
Ash:THAT DOES IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLAIN!
- Satoshi/Ash Ketchum: 879 episodes
- Team Rocket: 799 episodes
- Takeshi/Brock: 634 episodes
- Kasumi/Misty: 282 episodes
- Hikari/Dawn: 201 episodes
- Haruka/May: 197 episodes
- Masato/Max: 192 episodes
- Iris: 142 episodes
- Dent/Cilan: 139 episodes
- Citron/Clemont: 78 episodes
- Eureka/Bonnie: 78 episodes
- Serena: 78 episodes
- Kenji/Tracey: 44 episodes
You got mail :3
Meloetta: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Farfetch'd? I need to take a leek...
Hello, this is tech support your computer. My name is Susan, and we have detected that your computer has downloaded corrupted files and/or malware from the Google. Please hold on where I make you hack yourself...I mean, solve this problem.
Ranma ½, Maison Ikkoku and now TORADORA! fan.
3DS FC: 2938-6903-6577