Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

Voltorb: you dare bring Buck to our lair? you all must die!!!!!!!!
voltorb 2: Im sorry ash! I CANT GIVE CREDIT come back when your a little MMM.... Moron-less. In laymens terms: Get RID of BUCK!!!!!!

Buck: I iz not dum!
Baltoy: yea right....
Buck: you is meen! i iz smrt!!!!! 1+1= J
Baltoy: i need hazard pay for dealing with idiots

Buck: WOW a 1958 toyota toyopet! what an awesome car!!!!!
Ash: im more willing to trust my life with the Ford Pinto then that junk heap
Dawn: the car was made in 1958 and has a Hand Crank to start it?
Pikachu: that think breaks crankshafts and cams each time you go more than 20 miles and hour
Piplup: my trabant stays together longer than that heap of rust.....
Brock: they want 5 cents for that car. jeeze. thats a bigger rippoff than what Lehman brothers could make. and That car is one of the few where replacing the engine and transmission are regular mantinace.
Baltoy: If he buys that car i will levitate that Model T onto his head

Beck: Ooh! An item! I hope it's an TM!

Wild VOLTORB appeared!
Go! BALTOY!
VOLTORB used Selfdestruct!

Buck: Shit!

Dawn's eyes have an out-of-body experience.

This is Meloetta, bringing you today's weather.

Ash:THAT DOES IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLAIN!

Conan Edogawa: "Culprit is...YOU! It was him all along! The Criminal is the real culprit of all cases on this show. I must lose a big part of my detective skills, as a part of de-aging process. In this whole time, real culprit is in our eyesight!"

The Criminal: "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this meddling kid and his dumb friends!"

Musashi: "Nyasu, is that your new plan to defeat Team Plasma twerps and their pokemon?"

Nyasu: "Yes! With this plan of mine, our victory will be irrevertable! Did you hear their new theme song? Be an arrow, eh? Be an arrow they said! With this, my own creation, pawmade vibrator, I'll show these twerps the true meaning of being an arrow! THIS PLAN IS PERFECT!"

Musashi: "Oookay..."

Kojiro: "I feel bad about this..."

Meloetta: "Part of your wooooorld!"

Originally Posted by martianmister

Meloetta: I hate my built in radio. i cant get my SiriusXM!!!

Meloetta; Sorry, what was that? huh? I can't hear you.... I think my mics broken.....*bzzt* goddamit

Meloetta: Secret Agent Meloetta here, do you copy? I can see the enemy ship closing by, send reinforcement quickly!

Cilan: This brings back memories...

Flashback

Meloetta: Hello Police, i've just spotted the apple-stealing Emolga. she stole a bunch of apples from some pichu.

Meloetta: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Farfetch'd? I need to take a leek...

OR
Hello, this is tech support your computer. My name is Susan, and we have detected that your computer has downloaded corrupted files and/or malware from the Google. Please hold on where I make you hack yourself...I mean, solve this problem.

Iris: I say we go this way to fight Red!
Dawn: No, we should pick up the items before fighting Red. Who knows, we may need them.
Iris: Screw that, I have money, and lots of Revives and Hyper Potions.

Originally Posted by Bandit Keith

Meloetta: *heavy Indian accent* Hello and thank yhou for calling tech support sir my name is Mike. how can i help you?
Customer: i have...
Meloetta: hold on sir i am going to transfer you to our credit division please hold.
Guy: i...
(benny hill theme plays)
Guy: i give up
*CLICK*