Ash: Dawn, this has been going on in my head for a while, but...I'm not sure how to put it.
Dawn: What is it, Ash? (Is this what I think it is?
Dawn: (It is! I can't believe my eyes! He loves me! He truly loves me!
Dawn: (Don't be afraid, Ash. It's Ok. Just say it! Say it like you've never said it before!
*out of nowhere*: Just say it already, you stupid kid!
Ash: lllllllove MISTY!!!
Dawn: Why, Ash...Just WHY!!!? *runs away bawling*
Iris: Why would you love that bitch of a gym leader instead of a genuinely sweet girl like Dawn!
Ash: I like bad girls. Dawn is too bubbly for my tastes.
Iris: I can tell that you go by what the majority of the fandom says.
Ash: Fandom? What Fandom?
Iris: The "We love Misty, don't care much for May, and hate Dawn" fandom.
Ash:...Can I be a part of it?
Iris: No, just...no. *walks away to console Dawn*
Ash: Welp! Bottoms up! *drinks cola* Gulpgulpgulpgulpgulp!...(BURP!)...(PPTHTHTHPTHT!!!!)...Ah! That felt good!
: Ew, Dude! Lay off the broccoli!...and Tauros