Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

Dawn *oblivious*: Hey Ash! It's a living mushroom!
Ash *red-faced*:...Dawn, uh...can you...can you not, uh...?
Dawn: What's the matter? (bends some more, giving Ash a panty shot)
Ash: *covers eyes* Eck...There are certain... There are certain things that sh...should be covered...up.
Dawn: *still oblivious* I know. That's why I got a hat.
Ash: There are...There are certain things that need to remain closed.
Dawn *still still oblivious*: I know, and I, for one, respect Chick-fil-A for not serving people on Sunday.
Ash: There are certain thin-I can see your underwear.
Dawn: What?
Ash: I can see your underwear!
Dawn: *GASP!*
Ash: I can clearly see your white panties, with my face questionably embroidered on it!
Dawn: You could see it this whole time? Oh my God! *red-faced* How embarrassing! How do I not notice these things?!
Ash: Well, you want me to show you?
*Head Bonk*
Dawn: OW!
Ash: That's how! Now be a good girl and put some shorts on for god's sake!
Dawn: Yes, sir.
Ash: Finally, I won't have to worry about Rule 34 anymore.

Cilan: I'd love to help with your next movie, Luke, but Ash has a Gym match-
Luke: Did I mention that I was remaking "Thomas & The Magic Railroad" to make it suck no more?
Cilan: (eyes widen) S-seriously?
Luke: Yeah, I also need a damn good Mr. Conductor.
Cilan: (turns to Ash in a flash) Ash, the Gym can wait. We've got a movie to make! (takes out a whistle) Stardom, here I come! (blows into it and disappears with golden sparkles)
Iris: O.O How did he-?
Luke: Movie magic, babe. It works wonders.

Dawn: Uuuh... Nice bikini Ash! Uhhhm... They are adorable? 0_0
Piplup: *facepalm*

Ash: Well You know! I wanna be fashionable all the time! So can you give me your little skirt for a while *_-?
Pikachu: You said it girl!
Dawn: Unova isn't really good place! For you and for James too!
James: But Dawnie-chan, don't you like my new skirt! It's inspired by Elesa's black skirt #_-.
Dawn: Huh? Oh yeah, It's just adorable...

Ash: Uh...where did you get that Latias, Iris?
Iris: Oh. Someone sent it to me from...Alto Mare.
Ash: Really?
Iris: Yes.
Latias: Hello Ash~!
Ash: Uh...hi. Can I get away?
Latias: Nope! :D

Originally Posted by NonSpecificActionFigure

Ash: Uh...where did you get that Latias, Iris?
Iris: Oh. Someone sent it to me from...Alto Mare.
Ash: Really?
Iris: Yes.
Latias: Hello Ash~!
Ash: Uh...hi. Can I get away?
Latias: Nope! :D

Onix 3: AltoShipping?
Onix 1: F***ing furries.
Jigglypuff: There's nothing wrong with furries.

Just because a lot of people are getting away with this, let me re-remind you all of the rules:

Originally Posted by cts rules

The second rule is that any screenshot that is larger than 700 pixels wide or 700 pixels long should be under a [spoiler] tag. Doing so helps those with smaller screen resolutions and means that the page will not be stretched for those who do not want it to be stretched. We also ask that a combination of screenshots that in total exceed the above limits should all be under a spoiler tag as well.

Too many pictures are 100 px or so above the limit. Please remember to heed this rule.

*watching Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1*
Dawn: This is the best movie ever! Oh how I long to see these kinds of movies! It's even got my name in the title! How cute!
Ash: Why did we let her choose movie night?
Cilan: You're the one who lost to her in a pokemon battle, remember?
Ash: Yeah, but I didn't know that we were gonna see this sorry excuse for a romantic drama.
Cilan: Well, It's a chick flick. So I'm not surprised you don't like it...*whispers* neither do I. What do you think, Iris?
*camera pans to Iris, snoring noisily and drooling*
Iris *wakes up*: Huh, wha...Is it over?
Cilan: Nope.
Iris: *goes back to sleep*
Cilan: Well. Looks like Iris is in the minority of girls that hate Twilight.
Ash: Sweet. *high fives Cilan*
Dawn: Ssh! I'm watching a movie.
Ash (Akanbe gesture): Neh!
Dawn *shocked*...Gurrrrr...Hmm. *turns around*
Cilan: Nice one, man.
Ash: Yeah...bitch.

Dawn was never the best at Tug-o-War unfortunately.

Dawn (looking at Ash's Snivy and Dawn's Buneary try to light 50 roman candles glued to Iris' Emolga): Snivy, Buneary, that's not the way you shoot fireworks!

Everyone, Kanto Route 1...where people get attacked by Rattata and Spearow!

Dawn: Hey, get out of my shot.

Iris-"Hey Ash, notice anything different? How do I look?
Ash thinking-'FUCK! IT'S ONE OF THOSE WOMEN QUESTIONS WITH NO RIGHT ANSWER! OKAY, OKAY! DON'T PANIC! YOU'VE PREPARED FOR THESE MOMENTS ASH!...'

Ash-"Yeah, I'm gonna totally kick ass in the league...but I'm do because of your burning spirit Iris!"
Iris-"Aw, that's sweet Ash."
Ash thinking-'Heh, worked on Misty, May, and Dawn too. Just gotta tell em what a inspiration they are or some crap, and it works like a charm. Good work brain!'
Iris-"But seriously though, how do I look?"
Ash thinking-'FUCK!'
Pikachu-"You're boned."

Dawn: Pokémon Black and White 2 in English is...cancelled?

Piplup: Pip...?

Dawn; OH GOD! HOW DO YOU STEER!? HOW DO YOU STEER!!??

Dawn: Oh, Arceus! Sorry Snivy! Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!!!!!!!

Snivy vine whips Dawn

What actually happened: Dawn was about to swing on the vine when she actually realized the vine was part of a curtain to block the image of Ash's snivy mating with a wild male snivy