Dawn *oblivious*: Hey Ash! It's a living mushroom!
Ash *red-faced*:...Dawn, uh...can you...can you not, uh...?
Dawn: What's the matter? (bends some more, giving Ash a panty shot)
Ash: *covers eyes* Eck...There are certain... There are certain things that sh...should be covered...up.
Dawn: *still oblivious* I know. That's why I got a hat.
Ash: There are...There are certain things that need to remain closed.
Dawn *still still oblivious*: I know, and I, for one, respect Chick-fil-A for not serving people on Sunday.
Ash: There are certain thin-I can see your underwear.
Ash: I can see your underwear!
Ash: I can clearly see your white panties, with my face questionably embroidered on it!
Dawn: You could see it this whole time? Oh my God! *red-faced* How embarrassing! How do I not notice these things?!
Ash: Well, you want me to show you?
Ash: That's how! Now be a good girl and put some shorts on for god's sake!
Dawn: Yes, sir.
Ash: Finally, I won't have to worry about Rule 34 anymore.