Cyrus: We meet again, Pharaoh. Finally, after all these years, I shall destroy you.
Dawn: Oh crap, he's gone all psycho-mantis on us.
Cyrus: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Marik, and I am in charge of the most feared anime organization known to man.
Ash: The Samurai Pizza Cats?
Cyrus: Yes...wait, no! Not the [EFF!]ing Samurai Pizza Cats! I'm talking about the Rare Hunters! With their help, I shall steal that which is most precious to you.
Ash: You'll never claim my Millennium Puzzle!
Cyrus: Who said anything about your puzzle? I want your screen time. That's far more valuable than your [EFF!]ing puzzle.
Ash: I thought you wanted to kill me.
Cyrus: Yes, I...wait, no! I don't want to kill you! I just want to destroy you a little! Geez, talk about overreacting.
Ash: Well, could you please make up your mind? I'm having a little difficulty understanding your evil motives.
Cyrus: Silence! All you need to know is that I am evil and I'm going to destroy you! And if that doesn't make you fear me, then watch this: *starts dancing weirdly* Yes, with my Millennium Rod, I can force people to break-dance. See how he pops and locks against his will? Truly I am a formidable foe!
Ash: I could dance like that if I wanted to. I just don't want to.



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