Ash and Iris: Director! Director! I hve a question!
Ash: What does this say?
Irks: What about this?
Director: "Happy". Geez, why are you hired to a TV broadcast when you can't even read?
You got mail :3
Metro-Zorua-Mayer proudly presents another good movie!
Man: Where I come from, it's Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
Cilan: Are you sure you want us to do a radio broadcast of that story about the martians attacking Castelia City?
Luke: Of course! What's the worst that can happen?
Cilan: See? I told you it was a bad idea.
Luke: What? It's just a couple of lawsuits! My company, CZS, can help with more lawyers!
Man: Where I come from, it's CBS.
Originally Posted by French Narrator
i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi
Ash: is this how Mel Blanc got his start in voice acting?
Iris: The teleprompter is broken and this book is empty. we will do it live!!!!!
Random Guest: either i smell a huge copyright lawsuit, the movie is broken, or some one has just won the internet
Guy: so thats what happens when i press the do not push button. i thought a guy would come over and chop me.
You have gained instant access to the recording of the last episode of Best Wishes series overall!
Iris; I'm gonna miss you Ash.
Ash; Yeah, I'll miss you too.
Cilan; Good luck on your quest to be a Pokémon Master.
Ash; Hey, thanks! *boat siren effect* Well, that's my cue to leave, See ya guys later!!
Iris, Cilan; See you Ash! Have a safe trip, say hello to everyone for us!
Ash; Man, It was sure fun being in Unova wasn't it Pikachu?
Pikachu; Pi, Pikachu!
Ash; Can't wait till I tell everyone at home our adventure.
Cilan: Well, this isn't very good.
Ash: So um, Is she a zombie? She's always just like standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead.
Iris: SSSHH!! I'm trying to watch the movie.
Ash: Oh, sorry.
*14 seconds later*
Cilan: How come everybody whispers in these movies?
Ash: They're probably embarrassed. What'da ya think?
Audience: "sssshh!!" "Shut up!" "Be quiet!"
Ash: Sorry, sorry.
Cilan: Hey, Ash. Check this out. (whispers to Iris) I will fight for you until your heart stops beating...can I have some of your popcorn?
(Cilan and Ash get thrown out the back door)
Cilan: Hey we want our money back!
Security Guard: You snuck in!
Cilan: Uh...oh yeah.
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Ash: WHO THE [EFF!] JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO?!?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Captain Lincoln Stern, you stand here accused of...
12 counts of murder in the first degree
14 counts of armed theft of Federation property
22 counts of piracy in high space
18 counts of fraud
37 counts of rape
and 1 moving violation....how do you plead?
Eh. Better Love story than twilight.
Homika's rock rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" wasn't received gently, so to speak.
Dawn and Leona were fans of Pretty Cure, it seems.