Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

Axew; Ah, what a beautiful day! Might poke out to see what the gang is up to *looks out of Iris's hair*
Vanilluxe; Hello!
Axew; HOLY SH-

Georgia; No way. NO WAY! So that's what Pokémon Breeding is!?

Guess where Cilan's hand is.............................................
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.........................................................................................that's right, in his pocket.

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTA!

Georgia: Hey, Iris! I've got a joke for you! What's soaking wet and clueless?
Iris (thinking): Must... Not... Laugh...

Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.

Cilan: COBRA!

Georgia: Woah.......................

Iris: get yr elbow outta ma mouf!

Ash; dammit Oshawott! She's 47! she's waaaaay too old for you!
Georgia; Does he do this everytime?
Cilan; Yes.

Cilan; So...what is this scene again?
Luke; You and Ash are having a fishing contest
Ash; Didn't we do this before?

Ash; Houston, we got a problem. A really, big problem.

Ash: Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up. We're going in. We're going in full-throttle. That oughta keep those fighters off our back.

Biggs: Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?

Ash: It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.

Cilan: Ash! You've turned off your targeting computer!

Pignite: Do a barrel roll!

Ash: There it is.
Cilan: Alright, Ash. Go for the power regulator on the north tower.
Ash: Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out.
IT'S A TRAP!!
Ash: Hey, who is this? Identify yourself!
IT'S A TRAP!!
Ash: I said identify yourself!
IT'S A TRAP!!
Ash: That's it. I'm shutting down communications.
Cilan: Wait, Ash. He's right! It's a trap! Get outta there!
Ash: Oh, now you're in this, too? Listen, I've got a mission to accomplish! Now, stay out of my wa-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(immediately cuts to hospital, hospital beeps)
Ash (in full body cast):...Who was that guy?
Cilan: I don't know. Whoever he was, he tried to warn you.
Ash: *sigh* Never again, will I act in movies...Never...Again.
(pans to Pikachu and Pignite in body casts)
Pikachu: Yep.
Pignite: Uh-huh.
Iris (singsong): Hey, Aaaaash. (normal) Now that a little kid is in a cast-
Ash: Oh shut up! I've had enough already! Beat it!
Iris: Ok! Ok! I'll go.
Pignite: That was awesome!
Pikachu: Three way high five!
(Ash/Pikachu/Pignite high five) CLAP...(distant shot outside of hospital) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!!!!!!!

Ash: Tower, this is Ghostrider. Requesting permission to do a flyby.

Tower: Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Oshawott: I can see into forever!

Cilan: Are those- (alarmed) MY SPARKLES?!

Ash: I've got a problem here.

Biggs: Eject!

Ash: I can hold it.

Biggs: Pull up!

Ash: No, no, I'm all right--

BOOM!

Mile: Cilan, I know it's you. I don't care if you're into old men and desperate, I'm not THAT senile!
Cilan: (most obvious girly voice ever) What are you talking about? I'm Elesa, Unovan Superstar.

Axew: Iris, I really don't think imitating Brock is going to make you popular.