Cilan: Hi little girl! Would you go to the alley with me...
Girl's mom: NO! BASTARD! -smacks Cilan-
Wild GIRATINA appeared!
What can PIKACHU do?
Ash threw one Master Ball!
Ash: WHAT?! MY MASTER BALL FAILED TO CATCH GIRATINA?! FUCKING BLASPHEMY! The writers are assholes! ASSHOLES!