Captain Lincoln Stern, you stand here accused of...
12 counts of murder in the first degree
14 counts of armed theft of Federation property
22 counts of piracy in high space
18 counts of fraud
37 counts of rape
and 1 moving violation....how do you plead?
Last edited by Bouffalant Herdier; 16th May 2012 at 05:31 PM.
Who is this git?
Krokorok: *PUNCH* OOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: You're doing it wrong. You're suppose to focus towards the boulder, use full force with your deltoid muscle, and punch like THIS! *PUNCH, CRACK............................................*
Iris: Hey Ash, it's lunchti-OH GOD!! *covers eyes*
Cilan: Hey what's going-GOOD SWEET CHRIST!
Ash: *looks at his disfigured hand*.................Hmm. Well whad'da ya know. I guess I need more training.
Cilan: I think you should go to a hospital! Your hand looks pretty messed up!
Ash: Nah, I'm fine. It's just a scratch.
Iris: Just a scratch?! I can see your metacarpal bones sticking out and bleeding...badly!
Ash: Seriously, I'm OK. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my training so I can prepare for my next gy...gym....battle. *passes out from hypovolemia*
Iris: Cilan, what's Ash's blood type?
Cilan: O+ from what he told me.
Iris: Hey, that's the same type Emolga has!
Cilan: Quick! Let's get Ash to the hospital and donate Emolga's blood to Ash!
Iris: Good idea!
Emolga: Woah-Woah-Woah! Don't I get a say in this?! I mean, Pikachu is O+, why not use it from him?!
Iris: You are unlikeable and contributed to nothing. I only caught you because I felt sorry for you. Guess I was wrong there, huh?
(And so our heroes arrives at the hospital, transferred blood from Emolga to Ash, Emolga died of exsanguination, and Ash lost 1 day of the average human life.........Yeah)
Last edited by BladeLight52; 17th May 2012 at 09:38 PM.
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