Who is this git?
Iris: Nuh-uh. There is no way that a 60-pound Watchog can lift a 330-pound Emboar.
Cilan: You have clearly forgotten the fact that logic does not exist in this show. The writers can do whatever they can to amuse themselves. Heck, they might even kill us off for no apparent reason.
Iris: Oh, please. This is a kids show. That's not gonna happen.
Cilan: You'll never know, Iris. You'll never know.
Pokemon Anime CEO Monogram: Yeah, that's right. They will never know.
Carl the Coffee Boy: Sir. You're coffee is ready.
Monogram: Thanks. *drinks* PTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPT!!!! Dang it, Carl! I asked for medium-flavored regular. This is dark-flavored! The taste is too strong!
Carl: Sorry sir, but everybody else took the medium-flavored coffee. The dark-flavored is the only one left.
Monogram: Have them fired for not providing courtesy for the CEO. I'm not paying them to take everything that comes and goes every few seconds.
Carl: But you don't pay us at all.
Monogram: Carl, who's the CEO here?
Carl: You are, sir.
Monogram: Then go fire them.
Carl: *sigh* Yes, sir.
Monogram's Operatic Personality:.......I wanna SIIIIIING!!!!
Monogram: I try so hard to keep you under wraps.
Emolga: Alright, I'll give back your stupid apples!
Ash: *takes a deep breath* Snape kills D--
*many spoilers later*
Ash: Nicole Kidman is a ghost and Rosebud is the sled.
Suwama: No! You're spoiling all the best plot twists!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Oh come on XDD We all wanted something like this at least once XDD
Meowth: (thinking) How do I break it to her that I was neutered?
You got mail :3
And this is how Trip downgraded to a CotD.
There is no picture here, there will never be pictures here.
Also, my favorite game on the PC is Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword!