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Emolga: HA! Not such a cool badass now, Miss Snooty Snake, are ya?
Snivy: Oh god, the smell, the humility of it all! (angers) Laugh while you can, Emolga. I swear to Reshiram that I'll eat your cooked flesh once I get up!
Emolga: The last thing you're going eat is your own words.
Snivy: (eyes widen in shock) L-last?
Emolga: Emboar, what did you eat for lunch?
Snivy: (scared) No.
Emboar: The baked bean special. About 10 orders in a row.
Snivy: (more scared) Please, no.
Emolga: (to Snivy, sadistically) Sorry you can't stay for dinner. You would've just loved Cilan's (smiles evilly) Seared Snivy Special!
What followed was Snivy's gruesome demise by Emboar's fiery fart. The children watching were incredibly traumatized by the morbid scene (even more that the death of Bambi's mom, no joke) that Soccer Moms used this as legit reasons to banned Pokemon for good.
On the plus side, Emolga enjoyed her diner immensely.
You got mail :3
Ash: Ahh! I will die! My life is meaningless!
Emboar: Now that you have nowhere to go, It is time to finish you off with my greatest weapon: Atomic Gas Blast.
Snivy: What does it do?
Emboar: This weapon consists of innumerable particles that produce a foul smell that would even kill Skuntanks. Not only that, it has the power to send the opponent across half of the globe. My Blast Burn is a fire spark compared to this phenomenon.
Snivy: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Emboar: I'll do it anyway! Any last words before you go to China?
Emboar: Let's hear it.
Snivy: Die. *shoves cork bung up Emboar's you-know-where*
Emboar: GAAAAH!!! Help! It's stuck! Get it out!!! Get it Ououooout!!!!
Snivy: It's no use. The bung has blocked your pressure point thus preventing the attack to expel. Now, the only way it'll get out your body...is by force.
Emboar: I'm inflating! I'm bloating! Help! It hurts! It hurts!! GAAAH!!!!
Snivy: Rest In Hell and PERISH.
Emboar: DAMN YO-GSDHGFP3987253PAFG9UVujuj3FSujujFJjujGK#@GIOIu233asdfujufevfads@#F$BT4B04INOT4J4T2B3Isdiaf1VVQQWFQWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
*a minute of dead silence as everyone was traumatized by what they saw. Blood splatter, fire, and limbs covered the whole building*
Referee: Emboar is uh...is...unable...unable to battle....Snivy...is the...winner...Snivy wins.......*faints*
Snivy: Enjoy eternal suffering, Demon Boar.
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Ash Ketchum stars in the next remake of The Karate Kid.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
3DS FC: 3738 0398 8876 Mikan