Oak: you have 3 choices, a Shiny Magikarp, A fit and trim Pikachu, or a Fat, Lazy, Gluttonous Emolga.
Ash: I choose Pikachu
Oak: and i will Choose the Emolga
Oak, why Don't you and your mom come over at 7:00 tonight for some steaks?
Ash: where are you getting the steaks from?
Oak: remember the Emolga i picked for myself? That is where our steaks will come from.
*Ash turns green*
Conkeldurr: Ha ha, you don't look so tough, kid. Show me some REAL muscle!
Sawk: HOY-YAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! HI-YAAAA!!!!! *High Jump Kick*
Emboar: GURRARARARRRARRRRARARAR!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *Hammer Arm*
Sawk: WAH TAH!!!!!! *finger poke*
Emboar: GUR! (Translation:...HA! That's like one of the most pathetic attacks I have ever seen! Where did you learn that? Preschool?!)
Sawk: WA-TAH! (I just pressed on one of your vital pressure points. You have three seconds to live.)
Emboar: GURUGRUGRUGRUGRUGURGURGURGURUGRUGRUGGRUGRUGRUBBRBRBLBBBRBRBRBRBRBGUR!!!!! (What?) *explodes*
Sawk: YATATATATAH! HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA! WATATATA! HOY YAAAAAW TATATAAAA!!!! SOYAH SON!!!! HIYA HIYA HIYA!!! (...I won...)
CEO: And that's my idea of how pokemon should sound rather than say their own names. Any questions?
Coffee Boy: Um, yeah. Isn't that whole "you are already dead" from Fist of the Nor-*shot*
CEO: Any more questions?
CEO: Good. Now we can begin.
Last edited by BladeLight52; 3rd April 2012 at 11:06 PM.
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Brock: Hello, I'm the breasts inspector, and I'm here to inspect your... breasts...
"I shouldn't quit the hormon therapy!"
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Burgundy: Dammit, Cilan! You forgot to shower again?!
Stephan: You are going to remember how to say my name OR SO HELP ME, I'LL HAVE YOUR NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO SEYMOUR BUTTS AND AMANDA HUGENKISS!!!!! AND I'LL BE GENERAL HARDASS MCBABYKILLER!!!!
Ash: HEY! I don't wanna be a Butterfree. I'll have to mate and die soon after.
Cilan: But that's not-
Iris: Shhhhhhh! Let's not spoil the fun.