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Iris: Ash...what did you put in Oshawatt's bowl?
Ash: Coffee-flavored Pokemon food. I thought he might like it. Why do you ask?
Iris: *looks at can* Ash...this is actual coffee pokemon food, not coffee-flavored. Didn't you read the label?
Ash: I thought that because we had other flavors like vanilla, strawberry, coconut-
Pikachu (in the background): Coconut sucks!!!!
Ash: So I gave him that.
Iris: Have you forgotten what happens when Oshawatt is on caffeine?!!?!?!
Ash: I don't know. What?
Oshawatt: *runs around frantically* ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! *looks around rapidly, then points at Iris*...Where's the coffee?!
Iris: *sigh* We're all out right now.
Oshawatt: No problem. I'll be back before my scalchop hits the ground. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!!
Iris: THAT'S WHAT!!! GOD YOUR SUCH A KI...K...DUMBASS!!
Ash: *deep gasp*
Cilan: Woah...Didn't see that one coming.
- Satoshi/Ash Ketchum: 801 episodes
- Team Rocket: 736 episodes
- Takeshi/Brock: 633 episodes
- Kasumi/Misty: 282 episodes
- Hikari/Dawn: 201 episodes
- Haruka/May: 197 episodes
- Masato/Max: 192 episodes
- Iris: 141 episodes
- Dent/Cilan: 138 episodes
- Kenji/Tracey: 44 episodes
Cilan: Everyone, I have an announcement to make! I am wearing a mask! My real face is...
Cilan: ...Uh-oh. It's on too tight.
Iris: *to Ash* And that is why I told you not to drink the punch.
Swoobat: I got the best view.
Ash: Dammit! And on the day I forgot my sunglasses.
Ash: Okay, who's been playing with the super glue?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.