I feel the need--the need for speed!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Boy: Ya gonna fight them, Team R-
Ash (to TRiO): BUMBLING FOOLS! EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY MARIO!
Bitches please, I got big hands, I'll grab his junk...
Ohhhhh yeahhhhh...Now put this Poké Ball in your mouth!
Cilan: Before you go, make sure that you bring this morse box with you.
Skyla: Why? I'll be fine without it.
Cilan: We just don't want you to end up like Emily Hearcard.
Ash: Uh, don't you mean-
Cilan: Silence, stupid one.
Last edited by BladeLight52; 18th February 2012 at 01:07 AM.
Plane: This plane is launching in 5...4...3...2...1...
Plane engine starts
Skyla: Dang, it ran out of fuel.
Last edited by Daikenki; 18th February 2012 at 06:47 PM.
You got mail :3
Snivy (on Bulbagarden forums): Love this thread.