Iris: So that's what Bianca looked like when she was born!
Bianca (thinking): Mom, WHY did you have to send them my childhood video?
You got mail :3
Bianca: Oops! Sorry Ash!
Ash: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU! STOP MAKING ME FALL IN THE FUCKING WATER! IT HAS BEEN DONE OVER 9000 TIMES!
Iris (off-screen): I finally got a video of Ash cursing! Now everyone will know that he is not always good! Haha, what a kid! Next thing, showing me and Cilan 'having fun' to him in a video! That would scar him mentally! Hahahaha!
someplace else days later...
Brock: Speaking of lavaxites, I did that-
Brock: I just have the strangest feeling that Ash is getting mentaly scarred.
meanwhile...
Ash: GAHHH! WHAT IS THIS TERROR!
Originally Posted by French Narrator
i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi

Zhang: You my wang, G?
Wang: Yes, I am Colonel Wang.
Zhang: Can I touch you?
Ash: *laughing* It is funny because "wang" means "penis."
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
You got mail :3
CAPTAIN: It's you!!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen?
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
CAPTAIN: What you say?
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
-song starts-
Ash: What a interesting video, Cilan! Thanks for sharing it!
Cilan: Ehh...you are welcome.
Bianca: Hey! I'm missing out on it!
Ash: Shut up, for making me go in water thousands of times.
Cilan: I meant to put on the outakes of Chuggaaconroy! Is Doh! Freaking Pizzas!, funny?! Yes. But then she, Bianca, put on this! Ash, thanks for not letting her see the video!
Originally Posted by French Narrator
i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi
"CILAN...PUUUNCH!"
Who is this git?

Bianca: Guys, where is Cilan?
Cilan: I better punch her quick before she looks.
Cilan: Kame....Hame....
Ash: (offscreen) Wrong show, moron!
"Bumblebee reporting for duty..."
Date Started: 15JE2012 Date Resumed: 19JA2013 Eggs Hatched: 900
Claimed: Golett ~ Iron Fist ~ Shadow Punch ~ Big Pearl ~ Light Clay.
Automatons Rescued: Shiny--341, Dream Worlders--20
GPX+
You got mail :3
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