Thread: Caption the Screenshots!

WE CAN HAZ POKEBALLZ?

Iris: GIANT YELLOW BUGS!
Cilan: I think, I just found a new recipe!

Originally Posted by TPrower

Jessie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?...
James: Hell yeah, baby...

Cilan: Way ahead of both of you...

Ceriousity killed the...Joltik?

Pikachu: Oh, Lookie who we have here!
Ash: Go away.
Pikachu: I wonder. How pretty of a girl are you? Could you tell me how pretty you are?
Ash: Stop it.
Pikachu: Say you're a pretty girl and I'll leave you alone.
Ash: *mumbling* I'm a pretty girl.
Pikachu: Enunciate. Otherwise we won't be about to understand you.
Ash: I'M A PRETTY GIRRRRRL!!!!!
Pikachu: Too late! *shocks him*
Erika:................I'm a gym leade-
Ash: BATTLE!!!!

The Joltik apocalypse.

Ash and Pikachu: We are going to be the best Pokemon Master in the world!!!
Iris: Keep dreaming Ash, keep dreaming.

Iris and Cilan discover the hard way that there are certain links on Google one should never, ever click.

---


After the horrific experience Iris, Axew, and Cilan immediately died on January 10, 2012 8:27 AM.

Everyone became psychotic because of the designer drug Valkyr, V.
Ash: "I killed them... I killed them and buried them under the rosebush by the backyard.... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...... I'M SORRY."
Bianca: "OH SHIT A FLYING MUDKIP!"
Cilan (offscreen): "We're all gonna die.... We're all gonna-die. We'reallgonnadie....."
Iris (offscreen): "Oh yesssss.... Ash.... You're no kid for surreeee..... Yeah...."


Alder: "Whoa! Dudes! Ladies! Chill the fuck out!"

Originally Posted by Silverwynde

Iris and Cilan discover the hard way that there are certain links on Google one should never, ever click.

Alder: So, I heard you like blue waffles

Team Rocket just discovered the perfect way finally get revenge on the twerps:

Joltiks: "Come on, just try and open your pokeballs now... we DARE you!" *evilly cute laughter*

And on a separate note:

"I will let you become champion for food!"

Iris: Cilan, what are these?

Cilan: These? These are Joltiks.


2 seconds later.....



All: JOLTIKS??!!! *SCREEAAMM!!*

Unfortunately, Iris and Cilan's dual audtions for Hamlet were interrupted during the Yorick scene. Consequently, they had to ad-lib it to "Is this a Joltik which I see before me? Come, let me squish thee!"

Iris: Why are the Joltiks attaching to our pokeballs?
Cilan: to see if our electric types are within normal limits
Iris: what are normal limits?

Iris Emolga drop out of her hand after a few seconds

Writer 1: its obvious your Emolga gotten fatter than the time we told you to put her on a diet.
Writer 2: we said if your Emolga got too fat, you would have to be fired.
Writer 1: you know what that means Iris?
Iris: that i am fired?
Writer 2: yes. hand us your axew and your Excadrill.
Iris: What about Emolga?
Writer 1: you have to keep her.
Writer 2: and your 2 remaning pokemon will be given to May once she comes from Johto to replace you.