
Cilan: "Hi! I'm Cilan! And-I'm-going-to-show-you-a-brandnewproduct! It's-called the Sham-
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "Not the ShamWoohoo, It's-called-the Sham-
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "Say it like that."
Cilan: "It's-a-great-advancement-in-towel, shammy, and-rag-technology!"
Cilan: "Don't-believe-me? Watch-this!"
Cilan: "If-you-ever-spill-on-your-table-and-ordered-another-rag-or-towel-which-it'll soak it up also BORINGLY, but-thanks-to-the-Sham-
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "-that'll-you-would-not-soak-up-the-liquid, but-you-just PUSH IT OFF THE TABLE!"
Cilan: "Still-not-impressed? If-you-ordered-it-out-we'll-give-you-a-second-Sham-
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "-for-FREE!!!"
Cilan: "That's-right, you're-getting-two-Sham-
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "-instead-of-one!"
Cilan: "It's-a-$5.00-value-for-just-$19.99!"
Cilan: "So-what-are-you-waiting-for! Order-your-Sham-"
WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "-and-you'll-be-saying:
"WOOHOOOO!!!"
Cilan: "-EVERYTIME!"
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