Ash: Cameron, you gotta help me!
Cameron: What's in it for me?
Ash: Just listen! I have this warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Could it be...love?
Cameron: What the heck is this "love" you speak of? Is it something you can eat?
Ash: PLEASE! It's like someone wants me to return my feelings to them. But who is it?!
Cameron: Seriously, I have no idea what's going on right now. Can you please expla-
Cameron: Yeah, yeah, I know it is right now, but it'll clear up by the end of the day.
Ash: NO, I mean my old friend, "Misty"! I should have known! I should have told her my feelings from the start! (running away) MISTYYYYY!!!! I'm coming for you, Mistyyyyyyy!!!!!! MISTYYYYYY!!!!!
Dawn (out of nowhere): If that's how you feel than fine!
Cameron (startled): Gah! Where the f**k did you come from?!
Dawn: *sniffs* I'll go find someone who actually cares about my feelings rather than going off on gym battles and hanging around that b**ch of a gym leader! (looks at Cameron) Oh...(flirty) Hi.
Cameron: Uh...Uh...help....somebody help me!...Oh look, Ash is coming back!
Dawn (happily gasps): He is!?
(Cameron runs away like mad)