Ash: I can't get through one freakin season without having to dress like a girl.
Cilan: This is extremely embarrassing even to the most exquisite tastes.
Iris: I need you guys to give me full support at the beauty contest and the only way is for you to dress like a girl.
Cilan: Why can't Ash and I just sit at the stadium and cheer you on?
Iris: Then, you wouldn't see me in my beautiful outfit up close. And besides, this is a girls only contest, even boys aren't allowed in the audience.
Ash (mumbling): No one is prettier than my best friend Misty, you dumb b*tch.
Iris: Come on, pretty please?
Cilan: *sigh* If it means so much to you, then so be it.
Ash: Alright, but If I fall behind my Unova league training schedule because of this, then you owe me big time.
Fluttershy: Achoo!...Bless me...Wait a minute...
Clerk (deep, masculine, Brooklyn accent): How are ya doing, darlins. Are you here to regista for the beauty con
Iris: Yes we are.
Cilan (British falsetto): Indeed. Us girls just want to have a little jolly ol' fun. Don't you agree, Ashley?
Ash (normal voice): I already told you. It's Ashelina...(falsetto voice) I mean yes, I heard it's very marvelous.
Clerk: Just soyn (sign) here, then proh-ceed to the hoallwey, and wait for the managa to see ya. Best of luck, sweeties.
Ash (falsetto): Thank you very much, Miss...(normal)...she's creepy.
Cilan (normal): Don't worry, It'll be a one-in-a-lifetime thing.
Iris: Let's go!!
(After the contest)
Iris: I LOST! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!!! *bawls uncontrollably*
Ash: Iris, wait!
Cilan: Let her go, Ash. She'll get over it by herself.
Ash: Uh, I just wanted to return this scarf she dropped.
Cilan: Oh...well that's a completely different story then!
Cilan/Ash: HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!!! Haaaaa...