Piplup: Unlike that sorry excuse for a pokemon, Dusknoir, I
have a mouth. Watch. *eats Tamato Berry*
Piplup: MUMP! PTOOIE!!!!!
Dawn: What's wrong, my adorable Piplup?
Piplup: Tastes like s**t! This isn't even real Tamato! *pounds on the table*
Director: Hehehe. OK, cut, cut. I don't think we can use any of that for our PokeBerry commercial. I'm going to retake this.
Director: Before we do that, can we get rid of your water gun thingy?
Piplup: My Hydro Pump Cannon?
Director: Yeah, it's really getting in the way.
Piplup: *pounds on the table* You're
getting in the way, you obnoxious, biological parasite! *Hydro pumps the entire crew, flooding the studio*
Director: Oh my God!!!! Help!
Cameraman: Have mercy!
Dawn: Go get'em, sweet Piplup! Give'em your all!
Old set designer worker (As he drowns): Damn, my retirement was tomorrow...oh well.