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Alder; Son! long time no see, how you been?
Ash; I'm not your kid, but since you asked I'm fine. I got all of the Badges of the Un-
Alder; Like I said before, I don't give a shit. Say is that Cynthia over there?

Kid watching TV; OH GOD! OH GOD! IT'S LILYMON!!! POKEMON RIPPED OFF MY DIGIMON!!

Caitlin gives new meaning to the term "flower child."

Dragonite: oh god... a pokemon based off hatsune miku. What WAS i thinking when i decided to come back this season?
Melodeta: HEY!

butler: my toaster wont work....
Cilan: thats a Kerug machine

croud: YEAAAAAAAAAAA! LETS SEE A BATTLE!
Watchog:Aww man, I thought this was NASCAR.

Man: this coffee machine isn't working. how can i serve my Eggs, Bacon, and grits without coffee?

Cailtlin, 3rd member of the Unova Elite 4. She was once a part of Sinnoh's and Johto's Battle Frontiers, and is now an E4 member. You would think Ash would meet her, right? Unforuantely, Ash will never meet her at all, because Iris already met her and asked the Elite Four to prevent 'little kids' from battling her. Meaning Ash will never become a Pokémon Master...

Writer: Best. Plan. EVAR!!!

Iris: (irritated) How about you just finish this battle?!
Dragonite: How about you go f*** off and die?

caitlyn: yes i had to save my husband from his Escalade when he crashed through a fire hydrant and a tree.
Reporter: so Elin...I mean Caityln, how did you free him?
Caytlin: i took one of his golf clubs and smashed out the windows on the SUV.


Reporter:Strange that he was scratched up on his face and the passenger side of his Cadillac was damaged.
Caitlyn:thats what happens when you cheat on a girl like me

*theme from "The Godfather" plays in the background*
Iris: Was you the one who left the Rapidash head in my bed?

Georgia: You killed my Beartic and you had sex with it in my bed and you came in my house all naked and you DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER!

Alder (thinking): Why do I keep remembering my bad experience with outsiders? Maybe I need to accept them more.
Ash: You must be the champion!
Alder: Hi there young lad. What must your name be?
Ash: I'm Ash from Pallet Town back in the Kanto Region.
Trip: Otherwise known as the "boonies"
Alder:...Why you cotton pickin-!! (strangles Ash) DER! GRR!!!!
Ash: AACK!!! AGH! OY!!! ACK-ACK!!!

Ash : Hey Writer, Why the hack Iris get to catch a Dragonite and I don't ???

Georgia; You and I still have to make out!
Iris; Wait what?
Georgia; Well you said if I lose we have to make out!
Iris; ....... I don't mean it that make out...

Georgia: I'm not your buddy, Iris. I don't like you. In fact, I hate you! Stay the hell away from me, because from now on, we're enemies!
Iris:...Do I have to do anything?
Georgia: *angrish*

Guess what i'm referencing.

Me-'Hm....I've seen that character design and look before....but where?....


...wait a second....'